Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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