i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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