im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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