Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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