More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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