Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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