If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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