Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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