we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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