Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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