Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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