why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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