That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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