Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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