Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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