dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Dick very happy bro
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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