would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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