I feel like I'm in dance class right now
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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