Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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