I think scott just propositioned me for sex
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
He had one of those small greek statue penises
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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