you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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