just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Randomize
