5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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