They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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