I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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