HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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