She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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