I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
This is my gift to your gina
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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