quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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