There is no way he is gay with that hair.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize