Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Church boner. Awkwardddd
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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