I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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