Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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