I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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