How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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