Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Ketchup is God's man juice
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Success! We fucked roommates!
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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