Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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