we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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