He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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