Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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