But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Randomize