Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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