no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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