so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
