What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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