just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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