You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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