well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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