ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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