i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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