I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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