does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Hippo gnu deer
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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