I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize