benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
where are you?
Hypothermia
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Randomize
