So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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