please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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