I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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