billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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