How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
God, I missed his penis.
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