The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
My liver just had a heart attack.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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