did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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