Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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