I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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